Doc, these means war—Capulets vs. Montagues. The only thing you doctor are your bad Yelp reviews.

King Silvio of Diamonds is in despair because his only heir is inexplicably sick and sad. Il Dottore's diagnosis--terminal hypochondria. Pantalone's opinion--the doctor is a Hippocratic oaf. There's only one way to settle the score between these classic commedia rivals--an old school “Rap Battle!”

Read the sample scene.